Jul 21

My youngest daughter, Antoine…will be queen of France.

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thesoundofmyotpgettingmarried:

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

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ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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peopleareaproblem:

I kind of admire how they made sure we’d fall in love with Steve Rogers before we fell in love with Captain America.

(via fandom-of-everything)


“DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie.”

Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

(via wishingwhileyouwork)

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sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

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dinoduckqueen:

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

can we all take a moment to appreciate this man for having seven fingers total and getting a job as a driving teacher
you rock man
you rock

dinoduckqueen:

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

can we all take a moment to appreciate this man for having seven fingers total and getting a job as a driving teacher

you rock man

you rock

(via fandom-of-everything)



vinegod:

When you type okay but accidentally put OLAY! by Jerry Purpdrank

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